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Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

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MATT LEBLANC: "We spent 10 years together, all day, every day. And then when it was over, everybody’s career went in different directions, like it would with six people in an office job. When we run into each other, it’s like, ‘Oh my god! Hey, how you doin’?…It’s like no time’s passed. It really is. It’s good."  
On whether they ever watch the show, and what they remember about filming :
MATT LEBLANC: ”Sometimes [I’ll stop on the channel], I’ll say, ‘Oh, this is a good joke coming up.’” (told that Courteney Cox doesn’t remember much about those 10 seasons) ”She was drunk most of the time. I have to out her right here.”  
LISA KUDROW: ”I don’t tend to see the show, but on the Internet sometimes if I’m looking for something — I don’t know how it knows that it’s me—a Friends thing will pop up as a suggestion for something to watch… It’s always like, ‘Hey, why don’t you look at these bloopers? Look at all the Joey bloopers, and here’s David Schwimmer’s funniest moments…And I laugh out loud.”

acutelesbian:

according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr

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more like 2.5 hours an hour.

(Source: tsarcasm, via purple-and-green)

paradisehollywoodlove:

SELENA MARIE GOMEZ

dysphorism:

zarry:

*puts hot laptop battery over stomach to help with period cramps*

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

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dutchster:

when i finish my course assignment only to remember i have exams next week

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jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

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